"وخمني من" - Translation from Arabic to English

• And guess who

The railway is four hours from the nearest airport, And guess who gets to drive me.
محطة القطار على بعد 4 أميال من أقرب مطار وخمني من سيتسنى له توصيلي

But then, a few days later, I was browsing in my favorite used bookshop And guess who was there?
لكن بعدها بعدة أيام، كنت أتجول في متجري المفضل للكتب المستعملة وخمني من كان هناك؟

And guess who would go there to write every single morning over an iced soy Americano. Stephen Fisher.
وخمني من كان يذهب هناك ليكتب في كل صباح ويشرب صويا مثلجة أمريكية

And guess who's been a missing person since the day of the radio show. Yep.
وخمني من كان مفقودا ً منذ يوم برنامج الراديو

So, mom, we were at the Milano game, And guess who was sitting two rows back.
إذن أمي لقد كنا في مبارة ميلانو وخمني من كان يجلس خلفنا بصفين ؟

And guess who was too scared to give him the Last Rites?
وخمني من كان خائفاً من أن يلقي شعائر جنازته؟

- He also travels through mirrors, And guess who his next victim is.
المرايا , وخمني من ضحيته التاليه؟

I wrote down the number, And guess who picked up.
دوّنت الرقم، وخمني من رد عليه؟

And guess who put in a starring appearance?
وخمني من ظهر مفاجأة

And guess who answered his cell phone?
وخمني من رد على هاتفه؟

And guess who suppressed that shit?
وخمني من قمع ذلك الهراء؟

And guess who suppressed that shit.
وخمني من قام بقمع ذلك الهراء.

And guess who helped?
وخمني من ساعدنا ؟

And guess who was the freak.
وخمني من كان غريب الأطوار

And guess who'll win?
وخمني من يربح ؟

And guess who gets on the freaking elevator?
وخمني من يخاف من ركوب المصعد؟